conversations in my mind

Upon observing my daughter's hair sticking out in a million directions after having her toque removed:

Me: Ha....nice hair, kid. You look like Alfred Einstein.

(pause)

Self: ...?
Me: What?
Self: Did you just say....ALFRED....Einstein?
Me: ....Maybe.
Self: You're an idiot.
Me: Yes....Yes I am.

non-nerd

More geeky, really........

soundtrack of dave

(Disclaimer: I usually don't do these....but I was curious. :P)

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie

Opening Credits: Casey's Song - City & Colour

Waking Up: Don't Go Off Wandering - Limp Bizkit

First Day At School: With You - Linkin Park


Falling In Love: Come Around - The Watchmen

Fight Song: What Do You Do For Money Honey - AC/DC

Breaking Up: Alabama Motel Room - Matthew Good Band

Prom: Kecharitomene - Loreena McKennitt

Life: Creep - Stone Temple Pilots

Mental Breakdown: The Workers Sing A Song Of Mass Production - Matthew Good Band

Driving: Factory - Melissa McClelland


Flashback: Calculation Theme - Metric

Getting Back Together: Sharks and Danger - Alexisonfire

Wedding: On My Way - The Watchmen

Birth of Child: Nutshell - Alice In Chains

Final Battle: 21st Century Living - Matthew Good

Death Scene: Ghost Rider - Rollins Band

Funeral Song: Blue Orchid - The White Stripes

End Credits: Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends - Fall Out Boy